Total Medals Earned: 207 (From 40 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,170 Points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Defeat the Boss!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/125 points)
Get 1 A-rank
Finish all levels in the Forest of Noob
Finish all levels in the Minus Sea
Finish all levels in Spoony City
Collect 100 berries
Collect 300 berries
Collect 600 berries
Get 10 A-ranks
Get 25 A-ranks
Get 45 A-ranks
Kill all plants in Level 1-13 (then beat it)
Bounce on 20 trampolines in a single level (then beat it)
Die 20 times in a single level (then beat it)
Medals Earned: 2/19 (10/395 points)
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/205 points)
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
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Beat 20 Levels
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 5/14 (80/500 points)
Kill your first enemy.
Let history take its course.
Launch your first mortar strike.
Kill 100 footsoldiers.
Take out least 5 enemies with one explosion.
Don't skip any of the in-game cutscenes.
Die without killing a single enemy.
Shoot down 6 enemy airplanes.
Destroy 6 tanks.
Stay alive for 50 hours.
Regain your health after nearly dying.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Survive for 250 hours.
Chain 4 explosions.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat TRN-1
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/145 points)
Win on Baboon and keep destroying art like you mean it, you dirty rascal!
Of your taste in literature
Win on Maestro and save art.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (230/340 points)
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Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Find all 18 FAILs.
...or do you?